Movies

Lama tak review movie. Sebab saya  pun memang dah lame gila tak pegi cinema tengok movie.
So this whole week saya cari movie-movie comedy untuk ditengok.

Ni beberapa movie yang saya tengok. Ada baru ada lama.

1. TED (2012)

sumpah kelakar gila!

Ada Mila Kunis.:P

And honestly saya tak pernah tengok Mark Wahlberg belakon watak kelakar, kiut-kiut and manja.haha.weird.

2. Crazy, Stupid, Love (2011)

Ni pun kelakar. Ending yang unexpected.

3. Jack and Jill (2011)

Ni pun boring sikit. Not one of Adam Sandler's best. Movie dia yang lain banyak yg lagi best la.

Cuma yang best sebab I get to see Johnny Depp for a split second in the movie. haha

Oh okay, 3 ni je rupanya. Tak la banyak.

Then saya tengok balik 500 days of summer. Dah tengok dulu, tapi lupa cemana cerita die.

Boring rupanya.

Tak pun funny sangat.

Tengok 2 kali, dua dua kali rasa boring. 

But Joseph Gordon -Levitt dengan Zooey Deschanel tetap kiut anyway.:P

Okay, itu saje. Nak tengok Ted balik.(^_^)

Love this =P

I saw this on 9gag the other day.=P

The world without...

Russell Peters Notorious World tour 2012

Apart from Arsenal, there's somebody else is coming to town this May whom I very much excited about.

For those who know, Russell Peters is a Canadian born (apparently of Indian heritage) comedian who is very famous for his stand up comedy in UK (you can easily find his videos on Youtube) and he had been touring to various countries ever since and now will be his first time coming to Malaysia.

I'm keen to see what this guy will said about Malaysians. Since we all know his jokes always revolve around different races, nationalities and Malaysia is - well, a multiracial country. So we'll see whether or not he did his homework. (^_^)

Tickets are now available on Ticketpro.com.my.


*Updated on 12.45pm - ALL TICKETS ARE SOLD OUT. T__T

I just love this guy

Thanks Andrei. You just made my day!

(^__^)

A Car, a Dog and Us

Suatu petang lepas ambil abang dari Unisel.

Me
Abang


"Ingat ke jalan balik"
"Ingat.."
"Jaga- jaga along, anjing"
"tulah..die nk melintas ke?"
"yelah..along ,anjing!"
"bile die nak melintas?!!"
"along, anjing!!"
"yela tauu!!"

sambil tekan brake sekuat hati

"aduii..benti2 tepi. Abg da cakap..."
"nak benti tgk anjing ke kete?"
"ketela.."
"anjing camane?"
"biala.."
"mati ke?"
"mane abg tau"

Kami pun berenti tepi..

"Aduih..habis lampu signal."
"Kuat ke?"
"Mau tak kuat..bedengking anjing tu"

Sy tengok kat tempat accident td..which is about 50 mter from where we stop

"Tu anjing tu da bangkit jalan balik.."
"Tu bukan die, tu bini die..die da mati"
"Yeke..along nampak seko je tadi"
"Ade due..sorang kat divider, satu lagi yg along langga tu"
"Yeke?"
"Ye.."
"Bihtu nak wat camne?"
"Bia je la.. Dah jom balik"
"Abang bawaklah"
"Yelah"
"Ee..serba salah la."
"Alah..nak wat camne bukan sengaje..Anjing tu pun xbape cerdik abang tengok. Sape suh teblengak- blengak tengah2 jalan. Kalau die cerdik die patah balik.."
"Diekan anjing...mmgla xcerdik."
"Ade anjing cerdik"
"..........."

I felt so guilty actually.. Tapi betul jugak. Sy mmg xboleh mengelak.. There's a car in front of me and 2 motorcycle at the back and my right. Anjing tu lintas jalan and berenti depan motor yang belah kanan tu.. nak terus xboleh sebab ade kete depan sy. Tapi lepas motor tu hon, anjing tu tekejut, terus lintas and sy xsempat brake. Kene.

Sampai malam fikir pasal tu. Ayah kept making fun of it just to make me happy because i felt very bad about it. Ayah kate anjing susah nak mati.. mungkin die hidup lagi. Tapi disebabkan kejadian tu, kalau kitorg nampak anjing kat mane2 mesti semua org cakap
"ha, tu lah anjing yang along langgar haritu.."
hehehe..

But in a positive side of the story, bagus jugak sebab since then sy sgt aware time bawak kereta and xkesah kalau org bising sebab bawak lambat. Because i kept thinking if i were slower and more alert, i'll brake early and I won't hit he dog.. *sigh* what and experience. Klaka pun ade..tapi sedihla.. I really wish that's the first and the last thing i ever hit.

Learning Chinese in 5 minutes!

i was googling for fastest and easiest way to learn chinese language when i found this..pretty impressive you know..=)

That's not right...
Sum Ting Wong

Are you harboring a fugitive?...
Hu Yu Hai Ding?

See me ASAP...
Kum Hia Nao

Stupid Man...
Dum Gai

Small Horse...
Tai Ni Po Ni

Did you go to the beach?...
Wai Yu So Tan?

I bumped into a coffee table...
Ai Bang Mai Ni

I think you need a face lift...
Chin Tu Fat

It's very dark in here...
Wai So Dim?

I thought you were on a diet...
Wai Yu Mun Ching?

This is a tow away zone...
No Pah King

Our meeting is scheduled for next week...
Wai Yu Kum Nao?

Staying out of sight...
Lei Ying Lo

He's cleaning his automobile...
Wa Shing Ka

Your body odor is offensive...
Yu Stin Ki Pu

I love this picture !!

Exam mode

Final Exam is coming again. Valid reason for not updating my blog. Looks like i'll be losing few kilos after the exam is over.

For those who stuying hard, burning the midnite oil..chill down a bit. Here's some funny exam paper i got from Cybertracker. But please don't be like this. Click on pic to enlarge.

Hahahaha..Happy Studying everybody and Best of Luck .!! May God bless us all.

I'm a Bird !

Last Thursday we've been assigned a new task for our National Dance subject. We have to perform for MMU Award 2oo7 on this 28th. This time the dance is far from traditional. The concept is contemporary fusion. From our syllabus it is some kind of the foreign influence in our local dance. Camtula..yang peliknya..each one of us had been given a character that we have to potray in our dance, an animal character to be specific. So like the title above..i'm a bird! We've to study the characteristic of the animal, understand it and translate into our movement..adoii...camne nk buat tu eh..the other girls ade yg dapat leopard, cat, snake, swan, stork, and camel. waa..cat tu obviously mmglah sng gile..but i was thinking stork are better to suits with my character,

macam saye x? hehehe..

then i ask cikgu..
"can i switch with Iman? I want the stork.."

cikgu cakap
"No.i xnak kasi u yg dekat dgn your character, that would be easy lah..sbb kaki awk panjang sy terus bagi bangau.senang la keje awk nt ye..xde2..xchallenge camtu. i want something that mencabar for all of u."

hahaha..ala2 america's next top model pulak kan..okayla cikgu..sy trime dengan suke hati..nasib baiklah xdapat camel..hihi..=)

I feel happy today because my attendance dah okay. I’m not in the barring list whatsoever anymore. betullah the list are not updated at that time. naseblah baik..hehe

satu lagi yg buat sy happy, sy sudah pun submit my EHM assignment smalam..sangat puas hati..yeayy..

Some interesting facts about the Highland Towers (my assignment topic), the developer- Highland Properties Sdn. Bhd. is owned by a sibling Yap Kim Yee and Yap Kim Seng. The Architect and The Engineer incharge of that tower is also a sibling, Wong Tin Sang and Wong Yuen Kean. And all of them- developer, architect and engineer are charged liable for negligence in that tragedy. Mesti mak2 dorang sedih kan..

Sambil sy mencari2 gambar2 burung yg sesuai with my character my search engine keluar kan bende2 ini pulak..

cyclop?

chimpbird with banana?


apekah..?



confuse dah ni..





ah sudahh...

apekah iniiii.....??!!!

*fainted*

saye pun surrender mencari burung...esok2 pulak sambung..=)

laughter is the best medicine

I was browsing the net to find funny quotes to be printed on the tshirt we're going to sell for our Cyberp project when most of my search lead me to these signs...

haha..i think i've seen this ad before just cant remember where..=P

click on picture to enlarge

Thanks for your corporation....!! =))